Then if I change my favorite number to the second (less geeky) choice I get Elijah Wood, Amusement park, Become Hollywood Power Couple.
Ooh! Ooh!
And it's the same month as my birthday too! Admittedly it asks for your name rather then username, but my first name ends up with me marrying Adam Sandler and my full name ends up with Justin What's-his-face from American Idol 1. Ick on both counts.
Of course me an' Johnny would probably end up getting divorced pretty fast since there's that whole lesbian thing on my part, but wouldn't it be great just to be able to say I'd been married to Johnny Depp?
The sad thing is, this could be true. Though it sounds egotistical as hell to say, but I do always get enough ratings and emails and whatnot per chapter of fics I put out that if I do stay on my game in one fandom it's always possible I might wake up one day and find myself in BNFville. Which, for all I love and crave reviews, is a possibility I find scary as hell. Though hopefully if it ever does happen it'll be in the Discworld fansector and not HP, 'cause that would be niftylicious.
Of course, while it's true that when I am on my game I tend to be prolific as hell, but when I'm off I'm way the hell off and it's like pulling teeth to get anything done. And no matter what I'm like at the moment I always have the attention span of a ferret on pixie stixs and need to bounce from story to story to get any of them done, so what am I worried about?